DO NOT READ THIS-Your Computer Will Explode

Look what you’ve done now.Curiosity got the best of you and now your thousand dollar collection of circuits and chips is going to blow up!

Let me guess, you were cruising a blog with BlogRush on it, saw this post and thought “That’s impossible!”

We’ll see….

Now that you are here, let’s talk about BlogRush. Guaranteed to “instantly send a flood of targeted readers to your blog.” If only it was easy as installing this simple application on your blog, writing a few posts and watching the traffic explode!

In order to get the MOST out of BlogRush, you needed to get in early. I won’t bore you with the details about referral system. By now, it’s too late to take advantage of that part of the program. I will point out what a fantastic display of viral marketing this referral system proved to be.

Think about it, what was the first post you made after installing the product?! It was about BlogRush, encouraging your readers to sign-up in order to bump you up the pyramid at the same time contributing to the frenzy…. I LOVE IT!

Anyway, here we are all competing for clicks from BlogRush applications on blogs across the globe.

From this point on, you post’s titles will be the most important 42 characters of your blogging career. That’s right, you have only 42 characters to convince someone reading another blog to check out your post.

21 characters per line…. 2 lines…. that’s it.

Look at the title of this post… it sucks! I don’t think anyone will actually click on it from BlogRush. In fact, I hope they don’t. I’m not here to sell anything, I’m not here to be popular. I have ideas that I would like to share with people would would like to hear them so traffic isn’t a big deal for me. YOU are a big deal for me, my faithful readers….

So here goes…. How to get traffic to your blogs from BlogRush:

You MUST be creative with your titles. You can say anything in your title, it’s all about the lead in. For example:

Think, news headlines. You have to grab the readers attention quickly. However, that is where the fun begins. Just because I come to your blog to read a post, doesn’t mean I’ll come back.

When it comes to blogging, unique visitors are nice but repeat visitors are GREAT!

So now as promised I must destroy your computer. Please back away from the computer, you have 5 seconds….

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Crap, I guess it didn’t work. Well maybe your traffic rates will explode if you take my advice.We’ll see….

Think Critically~

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Pyramid Scheme Your Way to Thousands of New Visitors

Quick click on this link and sign-up before it’s too late!

Just like any good pyramid scheme, you have to get in early to make it work!

Actually I don’t want you to click on my link. Do not sign up for BlogRush under me! I’ll explain….

Here’s how it works:

  1. I sign up for BlogRush and post the widget on my blog
  2. Every time someone visits my blog, my latest post appears on a BlogRush widget on someone else’s site
  3. Everyone reading that site sees my post and clicks the link.
  4. My traffic rates skyrockets
  5. You click on my widget to get your blog posts on BlogRush
  6. Every time someone visits YOUR blog, BOTH of our latest posts appears on a BlogRush widget on someone else’s site
  7. The more views WE get the more MY posts appear on BlogRush
  8. You can build your network up to 10 levels deep!

So why don’t I want you to sign-up under me? BlogRush will NOT skyrocket my traffic rates, in fact I doubt I will get more that 10 visitors from BlogRush in the next 30 days.

The only reason I signed-up is for you. Whenever you visit my site, BlogRush will show you some interesting content from other sites. That’s cool! I hope you find some great information this way.

However, if you want traffic from BlogRush, you better get started NOW! And you better have a friend with a popular blog. Think about it, I average 40-60 page views a day. That means BlogRush will display my post (this one actually) on 40-60 times. So 40-60 people who do not read my blog will see the title of this post along with 4 others on a blog they read regularly.

1, maybe 2, more than likely zero of them will actually click the link. If you have an extremely popular blog, then you probably already have BlogRush so you won’t be signing up under me. If you have a less popular monetized blog, you might want to focus on keeping your visitors around so you can make money and not sending them off into cyberspace to find greener pastures.

So for me, BlogRush is for you. Enjoy!

Think Critically~